I have new respect for the position, and you should too, as I am the Patient from Hell.
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| Yet I look so innocent... |
- Reached over my IV pole to get the pretzels I accidentally threw out, leading to the IV pole crashing to the floor and everyone thinking I'd fallen out of bed and died
- Tried to follow them to a code blue because I really want to go to med school
I've watched way too many episodes of ER. I feel like I could help! - Ask them to braid my hair because they looked boredI dream of an enchanting fishtail braid, but my dreams have died.
- Asked for ice and then immediately spilled it on the aide's shoes.Is it too late now to say sorrrrry?
- Escaped my room and went to the gift shop to buy magazines and salt & vinegar chips
- Tried to pay for pretzels in the vending machine with Icelandic money and almost broke it
My nurse lent me a dollar fifty. - Blasted D12's Blue and Yellow pills after getting morphineHorrifying video TK
- Continued to survive.
- Yelled "Nine lives, bitches!" after a gaggle of nurses and doctors outside my door remarked upon my survival of two dangerous blood infections. I'm basically Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant, NOT TITANIC. (Wuss.)
Wish the ladies of Mehandru 5 luck, as I am definitely here until at least Monday. And please, send them some flowers on my behalf.
Bergin OUT.
You kill me, dude.
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