In Which I Die Alone Due To Awkwardness

• Me, at gas station trying to figure out how to screw the cap on: AGH, I HATE MYSELF!!
• (Spots guy with dog)
• Me: HEY, GUY WITH DOG!
• Guy with Dog: Hey.
• Me: Can you come over here and help me? I will hold your dog.
• Guy: Okay.
• Guy fixes car nozzle in twelve seconds
• Me: Ha, I guess I'm not good with cars, I just moved from New York..
• Guy: I love New York, my dog's named Brooklyn.
• Me, thinking this is true love: Oh my god, that's so cute.
• Guy: Where you headed now?
• Me, thinking about to get murdered: Oh, um, to look at apartments.
• Guy: Good luck, that's always hard...(launches into adorable story)
• Me, flustered by his cuteness: Haha
• Guy: Well...
• Me, in one breath: Hahaokaybyehaveagooddaythankyou
• Guy: Yes, you too. Enjoy your day.
• Me: Enjoy your dog! Bye!
• Guy: Errr...okay.